Two overpowered SWEPS featuring a spiffy drunken rocket algorithm.

Weapons:

The Drunken Master
Primary Fire: Spits out drunken rockets in rapid succession.
Secondary Fire: Releases all of the rockets remaining in the clip at once.

The Inebriator
Primary Fire: Parents the target entity to a drunken rocket and launches it
Secondary Fire: Parents yourself to a drunken rocket and launches it

More info here:
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=5662973#post5662973